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I'm a huge dork and I like really bad jokes.
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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(via ruinedchildhood)

deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

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0cene:

I always imagine strange things before sleep

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frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

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beyoncebeytwice:

why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show

(via ruinedchildhood)

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